For some reason I’ve

tuned into BNN  (Bad

News Network). Today’s

focus is bad poetry.

A few examples follow.

~

Irascible me

waits and watches for something

to make a big deal

about. I don’t have to wait

long. Vigilance pays off.

~

No edifying 

reading for me, no self-help

DVDs, podcasts,

exercise tips, or improved

eating plans. I just

want to sit around and whine

which, right now, feels quite sublime.

~

When grouchiness comes

and stirs a pot brim full of

out-of-sortsness spiked

with the whine of nothing suits,

it might be time to

get another recipe,

switch cooks, or decline to eat.

                                                                                                 JDG