During these difficult times, I’m offering the following workshops to lift your spirits. Please select from the following list those you wish to attend.
_____Whistling Your Way Past Fear and Anxiety
_____How to Succeed Without Lifting a Finger
_____Other Interesting Things To Do With That Finger
_____Transforming Now Into Then
_____How To Improve Your Marriage Using Common Kitchen Appliances
_____Coming Unglued: Detachment Made Easy
_____The Guilt Lover’s Guide To Successful Child Rearing
_____You Too Can Become a Corporation
_____Making Whining Work For You
_____How Being Irresponsible Can Set You Free and Get You Elected to Congress
_____Developing a Mindful Bathroom Presence
_____Celebrating Dysfunction Wherever You Find It
_____Basic Paperclip Maintenance
_____Overcoming Happiness and Other Obstacles To Misery
_____Writing as Waste Management
_____Learning How To Snort Like an Iconoclast
_____101 Other Uses For Eric Cantor
_____Self-Actualizing No More
_____Awakening the Sleeping Termite Within
_____The Hidden Joys Of Catastrophizing
_____Guido’s Guide To A Successful Divorce
_____Turning Common Household Items Into Body Parts For Fun And Profit
_____Renewing Your Faith In Intimidation
_____Blogging Your Way To Bankruptcy
*I will also custom design workshops based on your suggestions. Don’t delay. Respond today.
JDG
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J- I loved all of these title-they are fun and right-on! Here’s my suggestion”
‘The EXTREME Workshop: Being Superfluous NOW!’ -Shell
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We may need to discuss boundaries and royalties given that my life is the manual for most of these clases
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A few further suggestions:
Vengeance: The Smart-Ass Child’s Guide to Elder Care
Embracing Codependency- It’s not an excuse, it’s a reason!
The DSM V Online- How Technology Can Help You Select Your Next Major Mental Illness
Fraught With Peril: Scaring Your Teen Into Abstinence
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Can I possibly sign up for them all?
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