Winter is here! Snow and ice are everywhere–just as New Year’s revelers are preparing to hit the roads! So be careful, folks. And obey the signs!

Well, OK, not all signs.

Disgusting weather alert!

It’s all that snot that did it!

Works for me.

Shouldn’t have eaten so much cake.

Warning: Darwinian conditions ahead.

If you get stuck, ask for help. But be careful who you ask.

Lord, is there such a thing as un-praying?

Ah, what’s a little snow, eh?

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