Attention Hacker! Your lame attempt to lure me to your site so you can phish my data is an unmitigated failure! You have to know your alleged sender better to be believable! Your assertion is so absurd. You would have generated more credibility by claiming that your alleged sender had decided to take up skydiving or nude parasailing or even that she had joined the Republican Party! Get a grip!

Yours,

The Incredulous Son